You know your a parent when.....

1. You have no clean clothes. They're all covered in food, Kool-aid, and snot.
2. When your collection of diapers and wipes is the most important item in your house.
3. When you have fished at least one thing out of the toilet.
4. When you hear the toilet flush and a nervous laugh
5. When you have to install a new toilet because you were unable to retrieve object.(all true by the way!)
   
6. you start "baby talking" to your husband and others
7. you know YOUR babies cry in a nursery full of crying kids.
8. . you can ignore wining.
9. you can hold the baby in one hand, talk on the phone, and empty the dishwasher all at the same time.
10. you find yourself blowing on your own food to cool it off. (like you do for your baby when its hot)
11. you still wake up (out of habit) in the middle of the night.
12. Also you look in your purse and find Babies or Ponys in it.
13. You don't have a purse, your purse is your diaper bag
14. When you get your husband food and then cut it up in little piece's, then relize it's not for your child.
15. You ask your husband if he has to go potty.
16. your toilet is never flushed.
17. You go to a restaurant not because of the great food but because they have a kids eat free night

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I asked my EBC Alumni friends this question "You know your a parent when...." This was a few of their replies. It made me smile so I thought I would share it with you all. How would you answer this question?